http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/494

hehe, pretty funny (placed here because the author does more ranting that trying to create jokes - still funny though)

Ha, that's great... and so honest.

(Does anyone here actually use green on black?)

MWAHAHA! Best line in the entire piece: "If real life were like film I'd be able to port wordpress to my toaster using a cat5 cable and a bag of glitter."

thats how I have Latenite set up for when I am doing ASM programming

Hmm I have something for that list. For anyone who has seen the movie "Swordfish" which I must say is a cool movie.

But the guy is hacking a system on a 8 monitor system and when he types something nothing shows up on the screen. Just blocks move around. Next when he is in a situation at the bank he puts a 1024 bit encryption on a file and before he leaves they catch him and tell him to get the data back. Somehow after he avidly says it is impossible he cracks the 1024 bit encryption on a system with no hacking tools!

Hollywood annoys me with a lot of stuff like Computers and Skateboarding. They think skateboarders are so stupid that they can't notice when they zoom in on him doing moves that he somehow magically switched stances.

Oh, man, you necromancer.

The closest I come to coding in 1's and 0's is my hex stuff, in which I go by half-bytes (4 chars in base 2).

Im just sick of all the screens partitioned into four, with one quarter having a camera feed/relevant thing another with binary, another with bits of a circle spinning around each other, and the other with either a logo or satellite map. Its appalling.
And another thing, people who code faster then most people speak, let alone type.
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Oh, and while green and black was the old one, the newest is a cool aquamarine blue on black. Im sick of that too.

“I’ll create a GUI interface using VISUAL BASIC; see if I can track an IP address.”

Lawks, I might go watch that.

Heh, that made me laugh. That was absolutely retarded.

What the hell does a VB GUI have to do with tracking an IP address? More specifically, CAN VB even track an IP address?

When I saw that on t.v. I was like

You lose for creating a double necropost situation in a single thread. But yes, this is a continuing problem, along with widely-prevalent technobabble.