What is FTN, and why am I a member?

Financial Technology Network?
First Tennessee National?
FedEx Trade Networks?
Fourier Transform?
Family Television Network?
Forwarded to Number?
Federatie Textielbeheer Nederland?
Fault Tolerant Networks?
FidoNet Technology Networks?
Food Trade and Nutrition?
Foundation Trust Network?
Friends Troubleshooting Network?
Flextech TV Network?
Family TV Network?
Flight Training News?
Field Television Network?
first t national?
FCO Telecommunications Network?
File Type Notes?
Forest and Trade Networks?
Family Taxpayers Network?
Field Test Number?
first tenn natl?
First Tenn National?
Fault Tolerant Networking?
Fido Type Network?
Failure to Neutralize?
Federal Training Network?
Financial Technology News?
Full Term Nursery?
Falling Through the Net?
Federal Tax Negotiators?
Fishing The North?
Fishing The Northwest?
Formulated Twist Nematic?
Free Times Newspaper?
Friends of Tuva Newsletter?

Personally, I think it's Fang-Trenched Nazelion.

F*** The Noobs?

Foamy, don't ask questions, just be glad you are a part of FTN - it is a great honor

Understood.

The first rule of FTN is that you don't talk about FTN.

Okay. Any way we can get this deleted?

Possibly, possibly. We'd have to find someone with the power to delete threads though....

Kerm, I found you.

yes, finding one with the power could be a tad bit of a trick.

Nooo! /me hides in a corner to evade foamy3.

/me hides in a corner and cries. "EVERYONE HATES ME!!!"

So, the question is, should I really delete this topic or not? It seems like it has some moments with fair entertainment value to me, which would remove its need for deletion, provided I *cough* edited two of the posts further up to remove the revelation of the meaning of FTN...