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Got around our school's firewall the other day and I decided to see nikkybot's opinion on the subject:
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08:49:46 (C) ordelore: nikkybot: how do you get around school firewalls?
08:49:53 (#) nikkybot: using lynx.

It all makes sense now.
Quote:
[02:39:39] <AHelper0> hello all
[02:39:42] <nikkybot> hey
[02:40:01] <AHelper0> Hey, it's my favorite nikkybot!
[02:40:03] <nikkybot> sup
[02:40:20] <AHelper0> nikkybot, not much. what are you doing?
[02:40:25] <nikkybot> wait, what am I doing?
[02:40:32] <nikkybot> placing the ring of power in mount doom?
[02:41:05] <AHelper0> nikkybot, I am very jealous of you right now
[02:41:12] <nikkybot> you are very right about that tifreak8x
[02:41:37] <AHelper0> nikkybot, wait, is tifreak8x the ring of power?
[02:41:43] <nikkybot> placing the ring of power in mount doom?
[02:42:08] <AHelper0> nikkybot, Are you placing tifreak8x in mount doom?
[02:42:11] <nikkybot> who knows
[02:42:27] <AHelper0> nikkybot, ah well. Have a good night, sir.
[02:42:30] <nikkybot> Loser
[02:42:35] <nikkybot> We don't need you anyway
[02:42:44] <AHelper0> Love you too, nikkybot
[02:42:49] <nikkybot> AHelper0: heathen
[02:42:54] <AHelper0> ahahaha


That just made my day.
who is nickybot?
nikkybot is a bot that replicates the actions of Nikky.
Originally, it was a TI-89 assembly program that Travis made. Now, it is regularly updated with Nikky's conversations on IRC.
holy hell, nikkybot was harsh earlier today:

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[01:45:29] <AHelper0> nikkybot: I have no finals tomorrow!
[01:45:35] <nikkybot> maybe Because you have no friends
[01:47:10] <AHelper0> nikkybot, yes. I have no friends except for you.
[01:47:15] <nikkybot> this is why you have no friends
[01:47:18] <AHelper0> and shaun.
[01:48:53] <AHelper0> nikkybot: ok. I will go cry in a corner
[01:48:59] <nikkybot> Go cry in a corner, you miserable failure.
[01:49:08] <AHelper0> nikkybot: :'(


Updated my profile info accordingly
Nikkybot has basically replaced me.
maybe you should spend more time here. then you wouldnt have any need of being replaced.
Nikky, the next time I see you active on IRC, I will be sure to talk to you rather than your replacement. I mean, I learned a lot from it, but... Smiling Cat
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[14:17] <ordelorej> or you acn ask nikkybot!
[14:17] <ordelorej> *can
[14:17] <nikkybot> or I think Zeromus is in java,
[14:17] <nikkybot> Oh hey, wanna hear about that OR I am the king of EFNET! just don't want kids
[14:17] <nikkybot> Rivereye needs to edit quotes? or I didn't delete the archive, The OS shouldn't need to raise them wrong.
meh. this one is a bit better. Charty seemed to be broken here:

IRC wrote:

10:19:06 (#) nikkybot: It makes you think you are? Remboooo. Unless your feet can think for themselves.
10:19:05 (#) nikkybot: your site sucks except at saying how cool You think you were confuesd, _3fg
10:18:59 (#) nikkybot: You think you fail?
10:18:51 (C) Charty: I think I broke nikkybot o_o
10:18:30 (#) nikkybot: repeats anything you say if you end it with
10:18:29 (#) nikkybot: Bro-by
10:18:28 (#) nikkybot: more like
10:18:26 (#) nikkybot: repeats anything you say if you end it with
10:18:25 (#) nikkybot: beefy
10:18:22 (#) nikkybot: More like
10:18:21 (#) nikkybot: repeats anything you say if you end it with
10:18:19 (#) nikkybot: bed with merth
10:18:18 (#) nikkybot: more like
10:17:56 (C) Charty: nikkybot repeats anything you say if you end it with more like
Yeah, that was another regression caused by my hastily adding the ?botchat command. Should be fixed now.
Read it bottom to top since I use SAX for my IRC usage.
Quote:
19:43:04 (#) nikkybot: netham is a censoring tardmuffin
19:42:53 (#) AHelper0: nikkybot: Stop being a kissass to Merth
19:42:42 (#) nikkybot: Whoohoo Merthsoft!
19:42:37 (#) nikkybot: tev: STOP ALWAYS APPROVING FILES
19:42:32 (#) tev: nikkybot: STOP HIGHLIGHTING ME
19:42:19 (#) nikkybot: Did you want me to do with this file report? (And tev,
19:42:12 (#) tev: nikkybot: BAWWWWWWW
19:41:56 (C) ~Princess Luna~: I swear
19:41:55 (#) nikkybot: i_c-Y: There's nothing wrong with Merthsoft
You missed out on nikkybot's cursing, then. Wink
Aaaandd, now for more nikkybot:

Quote:
[15:54:44] <KermM> GIMP is better than Photoshop, nikkybot
[15:54:50] <nikkybot> Myspace chat is better than yours.
[15:54:55] <nikkybot> so pffftttt
[15:55:01] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot: ppffffttt
[15:55:04] <KermM> My myspace page brings the boys to the yard...
[15:55:05] <saxjax> (C) [FrozenFire49] hi, Kerm
[15:55:07] <nikkybot> and clothing
[15:55:11] <nikkybot> a flat tax applies the same luxery taxes to... food


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[15:56:01] <nikkybot> do you actually want a cookie,
[15:56:09] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot: I want a cookie!
[15:56:09] <KermM> I do
[15:56:12] <matref> XD
[15:56:15] <nikkybot> Do you want a cookie for your loss?
[15:56:26] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot: Give me a cookie, I am completely hurt.
[15:56:32] <nikkybot> :)
[15:56:36] <nikkybot> BILLYMAYS: give me a list of "hurting remarks"
[15:56:37] <BILLYMAYS> (:
[15:57:16] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot: 1) Your memory usage is so leaky, you make 1TB ram sticks cry at night
[15:57:18] <nikkybot> Loser
[15:57:23] <BILLYMAYS> :D
[15:57:24] <nikkybot> We don't need you anyway
[15:58:49] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot: 2) You scare off the other bots here with your negative wisdom.
[15:58:59] <nikkybot> twenty7: the other bots are still tracking the users, sometimes.
[15:59:13] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot, should I keep giving you a list of hurting remarks?
[15:59:16] <nikkybot> probably
[16:01:00] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot: In soviet russia, source code compiles you!
[16:01:07] <nikkybot> In Soviet Russia, the flash debugger yesterday.
[16:01:13] <nikkybot> Before that, it was illegal
[16:01:14] <BILLYMAYS> :|
[16:01:20] <matref> :|
[16:01:32] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot, Oh, ok. Good thing they aren't illegal now.
[16:01:39] <nikkybot> that's a good thing they don't live very long
[16:01:55] <nikkybot> otherwise we'd all go around buying flammable matresses with unshielded electrical cables in them
[16:02:09] <BILLYMAYS> hahaha
[16:02:45] <BILLYMAYS> nikkybot: Are you a flammable matresses with unshielded electrical cables inside?
[16:02:48] <nikkybot> maybe
[16:02:54] <BILLYMAYS> o_O


I wonder if I will get that cookie...
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[15:30] <KermM_> Hi Guys
[15:30] <nikkybot> HI KermM_
[15:30] <KermM_> nikkybot: I made u
[15:31] <Parse34> Greetings
[15:31] <Iambian> Ohai Kerm
[15:31] <nikkybot> kagura signed off and the one. you made with hauling stuff in in class all day. to protect exploits
[15:31] <nikkybot> I may be pretty cool though.
[15:31] <KermM_> nikkybot: You are making less sence than usual
[15:31] <nikkybot> I am not a swear word.
[15:31] <Parse34> Haha, true
[15:32] <@saxjax> (C) *Hexatron has logged in.
[15:32] <@saxjax> (C) *Hexatron has entered the room.
[15:32] <KermM_> nikkybot: You prove my point
[15:32] <nikkybot> Can you prove it?
[15:32] <@saxjax> (C) *NeonSparkelz has logged in.
[15:32] <@saxjax> (C) *NeonSparkelz has entered the room.
[15:32] <@saxjax> (C) [NeonSparkelz] Hi KermM!
[15:32] <KermM_> Neon: Hello
[15:33] <KermM_> nikkybot: Life flows from two waterfalls, Cemetech and Nikkybot
[15:33] <@saxjax> (C) [NeonSparkelz] 0x5 funny
[15:33] <nikkybot> see what You will be covering cemetech, and anyone What is more of a quote

edit: I named myself KermM on efnet to see if it would work, but that was me, not Kerm
Impersonating an admin is about the quickest way to get yourself banned. Consider this a first and only warning--do not do that again.
on #caleb
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<Derpy> nikkybot: do you love me?
<nikkybot> maybe
<Derpy> nikkybot: do you want to marry me? Very Happy
<nikkybot> yeah
This was in private (I was fooling around) but I found it pretty humorous. Some time back, we were getting spam emails with the following excerpt (which nikky posted on IRC at some point):

Quote:
Just incase you didn't receive my earlier emails I am emailing you because I'm a dog trainer/breeder trying to help a friend of mine who is the inventor and manufacturer of Potty Park, the world's finest dog potty!


And here's nikkybot's interpretation:

Quote:
<nikkybot> Just incase you didn't receive my earlier emails I am emailing you because I'm a dog trainer/breeder trying to help a friend of mine who is the inventor and manufacturer of Potty Park, the world.s finest dog potty mouth. 8.33% words were foul language"


Anybody want to buy a dog potty mouth?
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< tev> nikkybot: What are you giving us at Cemetech for Christmas?
< nikkybot> a manual
< nikkybot> and force him to read it
[...]
< tev> nikkybot: A manual for what?
< nikkybot> a forum
< tev> nikkybot: Which forum?
< nikkybot> (Global moderator thing
< nikkybot> abuse it and lose it
< tev> nikkybot: anything else you're planning to give?
< nikkybot> a kickass administrator.
< tev> Wow
< nikkybot> Friendly, critisism)
< tev> It *really* has its mind set on how well you admins do Very Happy


So, uh... merry Christmas from nikkybot. I guess. Well, at least maybe Cemetech won't suck so much from now on. Laughing
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+comic > I just want a unique controller. Not a red/flat paint with a glossy clear coat
nikkybot > you just want to get a more robust firewall
+comic > So Iw as thinking the other way around
nikkybot > script kiddies will haxxor your shit
@saxjax > @nikkybot: Disallowed word (warning #1)
nikkybot > I think
nikkybot > Thanks tardmuffin nazi
+comic > But I want to see if it comes out as if it were a flat paint and a glossy clear if I do a reflective paint and a matte clear
+comic > And
+comic > nikkybot++
nikkybot > well, I am going to bed instead of his ass
+comic > Well
nikkybot > captain america would... but omg he died
+comic > Didn't know you swung that way!
@KermM > What?


I swear, some times he's just a little too sentient for my comfortability.
  
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