Pickup Lines

[anduril66]

Do you know any good or funny pickup lines?

Here's one I made up:

I found a penny. Can I put it in your shoe?

It shows someone you like them, but it is also very embarrassing.

[Adm.Wiggin]

the bod person:
are you an angel? 'cause your 'body part here' is out of this world!

the obvious person:
Hey, 'name here', I like you!

[SniperOfTheNight]

Well, these are example's of pickup lines that you should avoid at all cost:

1. Hi (Insert Their Name Here), my name is (insert name), remember it, you'll be screaming it later.
2. They say milk does the body good, but a, you must be drinking a lot of that milk.
3.You know, that outfit would look nice crumpled up on the side of my bed.
4.Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them!

[NETWizz]

hum, we have all had some excitement with girls.

One thing is for sure, it never gets boring.

note: it refers to excitement

[tr1p1ea]

Here are some:

*Proceeds to check the clothing tag of the female in questtion .....
"Just what i thought ..... Made in heaven!"

"Is that an ambulance because i think my heart just stopped."

"I lost my phone number .... can i have yours?"

[Arcane Wizard]

[Neostar]

I just use this,
"I have big hands, I wear a size 13 and 1/2 and I have my own company. Let's go."

[Jeremiah Walgren]

"So, come here often?" - (works great in the school cafeteria )

- or simply -

"Hey, what's up?"

[JesusFreak]

Or the very good/bad one (some don't like it)

WARNING: Watch is needed, and Not included

"I have a watch and it can tell me where anyone will be in the future."
When she asks about herself, say "Why in my arms baby!"
is she doesn't ask, then say, "Well did you know it says you will be in my arms in a hour baby!" ("baby" does not need to be included)