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ForthReich
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Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 228
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My teacher for calculus is pretty nice so our final project is to just make a song about math, ohhhh joy.
Here's what I got, any thoughts?
I'm fairly sure everyone know's the background song....it's No Handlebars by Flobots
Download the .mp3 [attachment=2658:A_Derivative__Low_.mp3]
Lyrics:
Code:
I can integrate a derivative. a derivative. a derivative.
I can integrate a derivative. a derivative. a derivative.
Look at me, Look at me, Watch I can juggle TNT
and DERIVE
And I'm such a thin strip
Area equals dx times me
I can show you how find rate of flow
I can show you how to use 10 percent
I can show you how to drain a free throw
And I can almost do it in a circus tent.
I can use natural log to find interest rate.
I can almost implicit diferentiate.
I know all the words of Gottfried Liebniz
And I'm proud to be Newtonian.
Me and my friends hate this law called Hooke's
Me and my friends all made conic books
And guess how long it took
About a week-and-a-half but it don't matter, cuz LOOK!
I can find the volume of a partial cone. of a partial cone. of a partial cone.
And I can solve the value of the unknown. of the unknown. of the unknown.
Look at me, Look at me
Just mauled a brand new TI-eighty THREE
HELL YEAH
And with such a passion
I got all the freshman looking up to me.
I can make money teaching calc to a blonde whore.
I can make myself a calculus machine,
I can end your life-long quest for
guessing at the value of the average mean.
I can assign a timeline for new narcotics
I can hir a tutor for Riemann's repititions
I know how to rotate an axis
And I can use parts to integrate a product
Euler's, Kepler's, and Torricellini's
I can use calc to attract the ladies
I can solve partial fractions in the AM
I can reduce anything into nonexistence
Cuz I can reach infinity when I'm all alone. when I'm all alone. when I'm all alone.
And I can split the fractal Simpson's rule. using Simpons' rule. using Simpon's rule.
Look at me, Look at me
Dividing, and I won't stop
'Cuz it feels too good to be
a ZERO and on TOP
My crutch, my TI
My title, doctor
My number, is pi
my A+, secure
I can parade my theorms about the nations
And watch 'em all stare with desperation
Have 'em all turned by inverse translation
Have 'em all burned by intergal seperation
I can force anyone to start counting squares
Just cuz I ain't got no time
And I can break a shape into a bunch of layers
And you're surprised that I just made calculus rhyme?
And forget about Hitler, I'm gonna lead the fourth reich. lead the fourth reich. lead the fourth reich.
and I can integrate and still find the slope. and still find the slope. and still find the slope.
And I've got to take a minute and clear my throat.
Of this root beer float
And don't you misquote
I will out vote
And I'll stay afloat,
Cuz I'm on a boat!
I can integrate a derivative. a derivative. a derivative.
I can integrate a derivative. a derivative. a derivative.
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woodswolf
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Joined: 26 Feb 2009
Posts: 53
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Lol, whaha. Sounds nice but you messed up
I can find the volume of a partial cone. of a partial cone. of a partial cone.
And I can solve the value of the unknown. of the unknown. of the unknown.
^^ You didn't hold on to that
I can solve the value of a partial cone. of a partial cone. of a partial cone.
And I can find the value of the unknown. of the unknown. of the unknown.
^^ Is what you said.
Other than that, funny! |
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