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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 604

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:22:44 pm    Post subject:

wish granted but it was whents so fast you had a seizure and died
I wish 2+2=fish
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darkstone knight


Advanced Member


Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 438

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:26:11 pm    Post subject:

wish granted, but since "fish" is 4 bytes, it wonr fit into one register, wich resulted into all computers crashing...

i whish somebody whished i never whished this whish

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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 604

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:36:39 pm    Post subject:

wish granted but you died becase you spelled wish wrong every time

I wish 42(HHGTTG)
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Weregoose
Authentic INTJ


Super Elite (Last Title)


Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 3976

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 06:51:15 pm    Post subject:

Wish granted, but the planet suddenly gets demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

I wish this weren't the most active thread this week.
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Super Speler
Super Awesome Dude


Calc Guru


Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 1391

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 07:06:12 pm    Post subject:

The most active thread of the week "How To Cook Poop" intrigues you and you eat poop... with hilarious results (this one's pretty awful).

I wish for TWO wishes.
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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 604

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 07:55:33 pm    Post subject:

wish granted but when one wishes for two wishes they have to wish for two more wishes until they die

I wish i lived in a world where chuck norris Isnt awsome(oh ands if you cant come up with a good bad thing to happen you will die tommarrow)
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magicdanw
pcGuru()


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Joined: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 1110

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 08:23:49 pm    Post subject:

Wish granted. It turns out Chuck Norris really did continually sustain the universe. Nice job making him awesomeless and unable to keep us existing!

I wish people were nice more often.
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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 604

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 08:50:45 pm    Post subject:

wish granted but everybod is nice to everybody else except you whom they hate

I wish for a 3 week christmas break
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bananaman
Indestructible


Calc Guru


Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Posts: 1124

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 09:14:52 pm    Post subject:

Wish granted, but now you are a college student and you have to take finals next week.

I wish Microsoft goes bankrupt.
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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 604

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 09:37:11 pm    Post subject:

wish granted butBill gates uses his super powers to destroy you for what youve done

i wish for nothing
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luby
I want to go back to Philmont!!


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Joined: 23 Apr 2006
Posts: 1477

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 09:58:49 pm    Post subject:

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the patch of nothing forms in your lungs and you slowly asphyxiate to death.

I wish a mod would close this topic.
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bananaman
Indestructible


Calc Guru


Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Posts: 1124

Posted: 04 Dec 2008 11:28:22 pm    Post subject:

Wish granted, but you now lack the ability to post in this topic again.

Be careful what you wish for.
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