wish turned bad
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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 04:39:26 pm    Post subject:
ok on a site i also belong to they have a thing where a person posts a wish real or imaginary and then the next person grants that wish(metaphoricly) and has to say something bad(realistic or strange) that results of them getting that wish and then that person has to post one

example I wish i had a hamburger
reply wish granted but you chocked on it and died
their wish

ok for real this time i wish i was smarter
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magicdanw
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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 06:49:37 pm    Post subject:
Wish granted, but you realize how pointless life really is.

I wish I could teleport.
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Super Speler
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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 06:54:00 pm    Post subject:
You miss, get stuck in a wall and suffocate.

How morbid...

I wish I was really really sick.

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Harrierfalcon
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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 07:00:11 pm    Post subject:
You die. How dramatic.

I wish I could understand my AP US History teacher better.
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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 07:47:57 pm    Post subject:
wish granted but you understood that its pointless to live and you run over by a car because frankly you didnt care

I wish i could condense my reply
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Super Speler
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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 10:08:52 pm    Post subject:
You condense your reply to an infinitely small value causing the universe to collapse in on itself.

I wish, I wish that I was a fish.
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ticalcnoah


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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 10:21:23 pm    Post subject:
Your wish is granted but you drown because of lack of gills.

I wish for mad skillz.

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bananaman
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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 10:38:47 pm    Post subject:
Wish granted, but you go insane and they stick you in a loony bin.

I wish I had a million dollars.
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magicdanw
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Posted: 03 Dec 2008 11:41:12 pm    Post subject:
Wish granted, but you spend it all on a house for someone else.

I wish I understood the material on my calc 3 test tomorrow.
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nitacku


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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 12:18:20 am    Post subject:
Wish granted, but your brain explodes from the vast amount of information, splattering chunks of gray matter all over everyone's test smearing the ink making the text illegible causing everyone to get a failing grade and hate you for exploding during class.

I wish I had not wished this wish.
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magicdanw
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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 12:25:10 am    Post subject:
Wish granted.

Nitacku, you can't just leave the second part blank. You need to make your own wish. Seriously, when will people start paying attention to what they write? Wink
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nitacku


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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 12:27:45 am    Post subject:
hehehe, i got a laugh out of it.

ok, so for real now:

I wish I pass my Chemistry exam with an A tomorrow.
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Super Speler
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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 11:19:07 am    Post subject:
You pass your chemistry test with an A and go on to solve all world problems as a direct result. You die of cancer at 20.

I wish I was home.
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lordofthegeeks


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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 11:41:17 am    Post subject:
Wish granted you appear home to discover you have been transported to an atlternate universe were you never left home and now weight 800 lbs and are addicted to twinkies.

I wish the United States postal service worked faster.
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ticalcnoah


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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 04:25:09 pm    Post subject:
Wish granted they work so fast they pass out from exhaustion and die and no more mail can be delivered.
I wish for ultimate power.
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bananaman
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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 04:26:28 pm    Post subject:
Wish granted, but you make a rock so big that you cannot lift it.

I wish Spencer releases Zelda today.
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ticalcnoah


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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 04:48:18 pm    Post subject:
Spencer releases zelda but it is half done and crashes your calc.
I wish for nothing.(beat that)
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IAmACalculator
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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 04:54:03 pm    Post subject:
Your wish is granted, but misinterpreted. The fabric of the universe is blasted into oblivion, leaving behind...nothing.

I wish for Cherry Cheesecake (have fun with that.)
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Harrierfalcon
The Raptor of Calcs


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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:14:22 pm    Post subject:
Wish granted, but a mistake in the order makes it a Raspberry cheesecake instead. You die of traumatic stress.

I wish I had an iPod Touch.
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darkstone knight


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Posted: 04 Dec 2008 05:18:44 pm    Post subject:
wish granted, but then you released you where deaf Cool

i whish the calucator supported 8 Ghz mode.
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