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Galandros
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Weregoose wrote: I've told this one already, but I rather like it: Concerning those enthusiastic mathematicians who dress in scary costumes on Christmas and open gifts on Halloween, you just have to understand the source of their confusion – for all they know, Dec 25 is Oct 31! (2510 ≡ 318)
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o.O
I think that is related to modulus?
An easier math joke:
4/3 of people don't understand fractions. |
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GloryMXE7
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heres another math joke
a mathematition was heading to work and was contemplating an answer to a calculas question when he was pulled over by the police he asked the cop what he was in troble for and the cop replieid "Drinking and Deriving" 
*dies of Pun Poisoning* |
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bananaman
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Galandros wrote: Weregoose wrote: I've told this one already, but I rather like it: Concerning those enthusiastic mathematicians who dress in scary costumes on Christmas and open gifts on Halloween, you just have to understand the source of their confusion – for all they know, Dec 25 is Oct 31! (2510 ≡ 318)
[post="128243"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]
o.O
I think that is related to modulus?
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It is related to different bases. Octal 31 is equivalent to Decimal 25. |
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GloryMXE7
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| what a coincidence i mean what are the odds |
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Galandros
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bananaman wrote: Galandros wrote: Weregoose wrote: I've told this one already, but I rather like it: Concerning those enthusiastic mathematicians who dress in scary costumes on Christmas and open gifts on Halloween, you just have to understand the source of their confusion – for all they know, Dec 25 is Oct 31! (2510 ≡ 318)
[post="128243"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]
o.O
I think that is related to modulus?
[post="128801"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]
It is related to different bases. Octal 31 is equivalent to Decimal 25.
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Also who else here recommend to older people to say their age in another numeric base? I do.  |
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GloryMXE7
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did you hear about the lazy guy who backed into a mean grinder
he got a little behind in his work
*crickets*
darn the crickets are back  |
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Bronco
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No
Edit(bananaman): Cheesy jokes are funny, but let's try to keep them in good taste.
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GloryMXE7
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i should put a warning in my signature about the possibility of bad puns in my posta  |
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bananaman
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If you haven't already done so it may be a good time to review the rules of the forums. More specifically the topic that says read before posting in humor and jokes.
Quote: As usual please try and keep your posts as clean as possible....we wouldn't want UTI to get accidentally filtered by a parental controls program.
Some of these jokes are pretty good, but a few others have been not so stellar. Let's try to keep our jokes in good taste. |
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haun
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Dang, that kill 90% of all my jokes.
Ummm....
~2 drums and a cymbal fall down the edge of a cliff
(bu-dum-chish)
~Chuck norris once shot down a fighter plane by point at it with his finger and saying 'bang '
~Bill gates lives in mortal fear that Chuck Norris's PC will crash, and Steve Jobs lives in mortal fear that Mac may be to simple to run.
~Chuck norris keeps his grass trimmed out of sheer intimidation.
~The other side of the fence is in fact always greener, unless chuck norris is on the other side, in which case it is red with blood and soaked in tears
~Chuck norris doesnt read books, he just interrogates them until he gets the information he needs
~Chuck norris has counted to infinity, twice
I might come back later
OH and GloryMXE7, some one will pun-ish you.
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Bronco
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| My apologies everyone. I did get a little carried away. Will take not of that. |
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GloryMXE7
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| a man sent in 10 puns in order to win a pun conest: No pun in ten did |
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ticalcnoah
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| Every chuck joke you'll need. |
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GloryMXE7
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Quote: When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
thats inccorect if you wrote chuck norris for every answer you would score over 9000 |
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Bronco
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Lol, Glory is right on that one. Like the No pun intended joke too ;)
Why do people eat bananas? Because they are a pealing. (more corny jokes where that came from). |
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ticalcnoah
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Wanna hear a corny joke? corn.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy and a girl jump into a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke? A boy and a girl take a shower together. |
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Galandros
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ticalcnoah wrote: Wanna hear a corny joke? corn.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy and a girl jump into a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke? A boy and a girl take a shower together.
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GloryMXE7
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i just came up with this one
You dont tell chuck norris to do a barrel roll, you tell a barrel roll to do a chuck Norris
an |
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Bronco
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| Lol, so stupid it was funny |
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lordofthegeeks
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Congratulations You Have recieved the Christain Computer Virus.
We work on the honor System Please manually forward this to all the contacts in your adress book and Delete all data on your harddrive. |
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