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Flash
Umpa Loompa
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Joined: 31 Aug 2003
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I predict in about 20 years these profitcies (a spell check) will come true. Microsoft will own everything, such as: lawnmowers
How to use your new Microsoft lawnmower:
To start mower, push and hold the "Start" button for five seconds.
If mower doesn't start, hold down the shift, neutral, and run buttons, then push "Start" again.
If mower still refuses to start, contact the company that made your lawn.
If Microsoft made rugs
or even rugs...
How to use your new Microsoft rug:
Lay the rug on the floor.
To make it easier for you to tell the top of the rug from the bottom, there are huge Microsoft Logos woven in every three inches of fabric. They must face up.
Before placing any furniture on this Microsoft rug, you must register your rug by calling Microsoft or contacting us via email.
Once your rug is registered, we will mail you a personalized "step on the rug" code, which will allow you to use your rug. Each person who uses the rug will need their own code.
You will also need a special "Permissions Code" that will allow you to download a list of approved furniture that may be placed on this rug.
Warning: Placing any furniture not approved by Microsoft on this rug voids your warrantee and may cause your rug to act erratically.
TVs???
A note from Microsoft:
"Congratulations on your purchase of a new Microsoft TV set!
"This is the most advanced TV set in the world. It never needs to be tuned! The second you turn it on, it will find MSNBC and stay there for the life of the set!
"Tuning any other channel is impossible, and that is why we are able to offer you the easiest remote control in the world. It only has two buttons: power and volume!
"We're Microsoft, so we know you don't need anything but what we offer you!"
any flash that knows all should be shot, and if survives be shot again. knowing more then nothing is not the way of the flash
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Adm.Wiggin
aka Tianon
Know-It-All
Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 1874
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hehehe, i like that one. it is true too  |
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