Mr. Gorsky

[KD5YTX]

It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked
on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant
Leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks of usual com
traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control.

Before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good
luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark
concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut, however, upon checking, there was no
Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years many people have questioned him as to what the "Good
luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. A few months ago, (Jul 05, Tampa Bay FL)
while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26
year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded.

It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt
he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball
with his brother in
the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his
neighbors bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorksy. As he
leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr.
Gorsky. "Oral sex, oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next
door walks on the moon!"


Ninjas respect the time honored tradition of oral sex... Oh yeah...