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KD5YTX
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a
drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock
the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from
the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice
boobs," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
Ninjas find nuns sexually irresistable.
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