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KD5YTX
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Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 306
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It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with other employees. Due to complaints
received from some employees who are more easily offended, this type
of language will no longer be tolerated.
None of less we do realize the critical importance of individuals
being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with
fellow employees. Therefore, a list of code phrase replacements has
been compiled so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue
in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive
coworkers.
OLD PHRASE PREFERRED NEW PHRASE
No fucking way! I'm certain that's not
feasible.
You've got to be shitting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck. Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a fuck. Of course I'm concerned
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It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved with that
project.
What the fuck? Interesting.
Fuck it, it won't work. I'm not sure I can implement
this.
Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner? I'll try to schedule that.
When the fuck do you expect Perhaps I can work late.
me to do about this?
Who the fuck cares? Are you sure this is a
problem?
He's get his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the
problem.
Eat shit! You don't say.
Eat shit and die. Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker. Excuse me Sir?
What the fuck do they want from my life? They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help
with it?
Fuck it, I'm on salary. I don't think you
understand.
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge".
[B]Who the hell died and made you boss? You want me to take
care of this?
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
Another fucking meeting? Yes, we really should
discuss this.
I really don't give a shit. I don't think it will
be a problem.
He's a fucking prick. He's somewhat
insensitive.
She's a ball-breaking bitch. She's an aggressive
go-getter.
You don't know what the fuck your doing. I think you could use more
training.
This place is all fucked up. We're a little
disorganized.
The ninjas ask you, "Excuse me?"...
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DmitriB
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Joined: 22 Jun 2003
Posts: 319
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that is the funiest thing that i ahve read in a long time. i got that as an email a long time ago and had forgotten about it. my sides seriously hurt now. im gonna go read some dilbert now that im in the mood for office humor. |
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yugniht
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Joined: 29 May 2003
Posts: 167
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| Posted: 04 Sep 2003 01:35:47 pm Post subject: |
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haha, this reminds me of that ebonics translation thing, which was also very funny. here it is:
And now today's ebonics language lesson
My, you're a lovely young lady - Damn! you's a fine motherfucka!
Lets go for a ride, shall we? - Hey baby, jump in my low rider and lets rotate these tires
You are beautiful, I would like to make love to you - Damn bitch, you stupid fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.
Hello sir - What up dawg?!?!
May I borrow some money? - Hey, let me hold some hens, I'll hit you back on the first my brother
You don't have it, thanks anyway - Fuck you!
I admire your fashionable running shoes - Drop those Nikes off your ass before I blast you mother fucker!
I used to be a stuck up white boy faking the funk, bump that. I ain't bullshittin' on front street no more thanks to the wake up crews ebonics language lesson. Available in a hood near you!
Both are hilarious  |
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KD5YTX
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Posts: 306
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Lol. That is hilarious! I always wondered what people were saying when they yelled "Hey, let me hold some hens, I'll hit you back on the first my brother" at me...
Yo fool, you drop that orb before I slice yo muthafuckin' a with a katana, dawg-diddly-hizzle-mouth!
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Chef
Newbie
Joined: 14 Aug 2003
Posts: 5
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| Posted: 27 Sep 2003 10:24:05 pm Post subject: |
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| you guys have proablly seen that e-mail about how fuck is the only work in the english language that can be used as 6 parts of speech. preety fucking funny isn't it. well if you havent i dont have it anymore so go look for it |
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62 52 53 53
Formerly known as 62 52 53 53
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Joined: 30 May 2003
Posts: 607
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| Posted: 28 Sep 2003 07:18:10 pm Post subject: |
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| fuck used to be an acronym for "fornificating under the controll of the king" |
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Chef
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Joined: 14 Aug 2003
Posts: 5
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| Posted: 28 Sep 2003 08:32:47 pm Post subject: |
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wow thats lovely!
where'd ya hear that one, tried looking it up, but couldn't find it.
heres another one
How the Fuck did ya do that!
Boy you messed that up. |
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AlienCC
Creative Receptacle!
Know-It-All
Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 1927
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| Posted: 28 Sep 2003 10:51:23 pm Post subject: |
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| It's actually "Under Consent of the King", or so it seems...if you wish more interesting knowledge about it can be obtained from here. |
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62 52 53 53
Formerly known as 62 52 53 53
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| Posted: 29 Sep 2003 03:59:48 pm Post subject: |
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| yeah, yeah, just because my english teacher got it wrong... |
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AlienCC
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Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 1927
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| Posted: 29 Sep 2003 06:58:24 pm Post subject: |
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Lol, he's only human and therefore prone to mistakes  |
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