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KD5YTX
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Joined: 03 Aug 2003
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I saw this on annoyances.org and just had to post it:
Quote: Bill Gates and the CD of Power
Of course, we have to have a Lord of the Rings reference:
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.
I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said "Do not worry, it is unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."
To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.
4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D
"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says"
"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
Even ninjas fear Microsoft's mighty CD-Wraith lawyers.
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Arcane Wizard
`semi-hippie`
Super Elite (Last Title)
Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 8993
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Hahaha, pure gold.
"The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here." hahahaha. |
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Adm.Wiggin
aka Tianon
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Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 1874
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hehehehehehehehe
I LOVE IT!!!! harharhar
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62 52 53 53
Formerly known as 62 52 53 53
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Joined: 30 May 2003
Posts: 607
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HAHAHAHAHA! LOL! 
The ninjas must destroy the CD.
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