The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Don't you mean -2? Or is that a dual-faceted joke? 
Chuck Norris doesn't browse the internet, the internet browses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't browse the internet, the internet browses Chuck Norris.
KermMartian wrote:
Don't you mean -2? Or is that a dual-faceted joke?
Norris.
No, it has two impossibilities.
Norris.
Edit: It actually has a third, can you guess it?
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-a that is.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
Did you just think of that one? I just thought of one.
There's no such thing as Artificial Intelligence. Machines naturally know to stay away from Chuck Norris.
There's no such thing as Artificial Intelligence. Machines naturally know to stay away from Chuck Norris.
Chipmaster wrote:
You mean you haven't been making these all up?
Chuck Norris could fix my Ubuntu.
Chuck Norris could fix my Ubuntu.
Most were from Chuck Norris Facts. I made a link to it a few posts ago.
Chuck Norris is the name someone gave to the shoe in our Latin Day skit that distracts Poseidon....I hadn't heard of him before then.
Chuck Norris is the only man alive to have traveled back in time and killed his grandfather, and live
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yes Kerm, i get it...
Chuck Norris invented the wifebeater (if you dont know what that is, it isnt a person)
Chuck Norris invented the wifebeater (if you dont know what that is, it isnt a person)
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He made tee shirts? Interesting. I think I need to watch that flash movie again, because I just managed to get the song out of my head. Register to Join the Conversation
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