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comicIDIOT wrote:
I swear, some times he's just a little too sentient for my comfortability.

Have we given Nikkybot a Turing test yet?
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[01:56:19] <KermM> Good night, ladies and gentlemen and nikkybot and AHelper0.
[01:56:24] <nikkybot> I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN
[01:56:33] * KermM hugs nikkybutt
[01:58:08] <AHelper0> nikkybot: in soviet russia
[01:58:15] <nikkybot> In Soviet Russia, the OS disassembles you!
[01:58:25] <AHelper0> nikkybot: in socialist cemetech
[01:58:33] <nikkybot> I guess we could feature it and link to the cemetech jokes
[01:58:38] <nikkybot> We shall love all!
[01:58:47] <AHelper0> That would be great

Where are these jokes and can tev add these in?

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[02:38:27] <AHelper0> nikkybot: Can you dance?
[02:38:30] <nikkybot> No comment.
[02:38:38] <AHelper0> um...

How would that work, exactly?
ordelore wrote:
Have we given Nikkybot a Turing test yet?


Nikky had a great idea (which I can't share or it'd ruin it), but I haven't heard about it from him in a while. Sad (Poke, poke Wink)
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22:25:28 (C) pimathbrainiac: Does nikkybot have a soul?
22:25:50 (#) nikkybot: no
22:26:21 (#) Kaslai: nikkybot, does tev have a soul?
22:26:23 (#) nikkybot: yes


Interesting fact about nikkybot: he's a ginger.
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14:21:07 (#) nikkybot: ~Princess Luna~: Weather where I'm at:(forecast.weather.gov) [Link]

Now to track nikkybot's IP.
21:07:09] < nikky> nikkybot: Who sucks the most a on cemetech?
[21:07:15] < nikkybot> who sucks the most
[21:07:19] < nikkybot> Kerm or comic
[21:07:43] < nikky> nikkybot: Good choices, comic sucks more
[21:07:48] < nikkybot> comic sucks
[21:07:51] < nikkybot> duh
[21:08:00] < nikky> haha suck it comic
12:52 < nikkybot> Shaun for president!

Very Happy
TRAITOR
allynfolksjr wrote:
21:07:09] < nikky> nikkybot: Who sucks the most a on cemetech?
[21:07:15] < nikkybot> who sucks the most
[21:07:19] < nikkybot> Kerm or comic
[21:07:43] < nikky> nikkybot: Good choices, comic sucks more
[21:07:48] < nikkybot> comic sucks
[21:07:51] < nikkybot> duh
[21:08:00] < nikky> haha suck it comic


I approve!
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[07:11:14] <DecBot3> I <3 u nikkybot.
[07:11:18] <nikkybot> DecBot3 loves me!
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[01:08:47] <AHelper0> nikkybot, can you give hugs?
[01:08:50] <nikkybot> Of COURSE
[01:08:59] * AHelper0 hugs nikkybot
[01:09:02] <nikkybot> thanks
[01:09:09] <nikkybot> You don't deserve to try the app!
[01:09:22] <AHelper0> nikkybot, a hugging app?
[01:09:29] <nikkybot> and buy a sacrifice to the calculator gods.
[01:10:06] <AHelper0> nikkybot, is that an in-app purchase?
[01:10:11] <nikkybot> Of course on a list
[01:10:44] <AHelper0> nikkybot, cool, what can it sacrifice?
[01:10:52] <nikkybot> AHelper0: msd8x... CAN it be on both sides of the metrics!
[01:10:58] <nikkybot> the cheapest to replace the 30d
[01:11:26] <AHelper0> nikkybot, huh. What's the app called?
[01:11:30] <nikkybot> what's the best
[01:11:50] <AHelper0> nikkybot, thanks, I will sure to not try it as I don't deserve it
[01:11:54] <nikkybot> you're welcome
[01:11:55] <AHelper0> *be sure
[01:12:01] <nikkybot> are you the gameboy emulator person?
[01:12:36] <AHelper0> nikkybot, no, I don't do gameboy emulation, that would be calc84
[01:12:43] <nikkybot> Hi AHelper0: aha, that's what it was then
[01:13:01] <AHelper0> nikkybot, do you have a gameboy?
[01:13:04] <nikkybot> maybe
[01:13:22] <AHelper0> nikkybot, what, did you lose your gameboy?
[01:13:27] <nikkybot> It's an outdated doctrine.
[01:13:57] <AHelper0> nikkybot, ah. Got anything newer? Vita? 3DS?
[01:14:03] <nikkybot> except with usually newer version
[01:15:20] <AHelper0> nikkybot, so, something older, like a DS?
[01:15:30] <nikkybot> but That seems like a set of AAAs I think that's a good noogie. Smile
[01:16:05] <AHelper0> nikkybot: Glad that you could have a sane conversation for this long. Sad that it had to end.
[01:16:13] <nikkybot> and IT had to buy another license and install it
[01:17:17] <unknownln> nikkybot: I didn't know I had to buy a license to hold a conversation with you
[01:17:26] <nikkybot> Interesting, I didn't know you had access to the source code.
[01:17:49] <unknownln> well of course I do nikkybot, I wrote it
[01:17:57] <nikkybot> Of course, you were around back when the MIR come through
[01:18:12] <unknownln> if you say so


Laughed at this one
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[01:20:21] <AHelper0> nikkybot, don't be modest
[01:20:25] <nikkybot> don't be prime38.
[01:20:47] <AHelper0> nikkybot, don't be ti
[01:20:50] <nikkybot> TI Freak!
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[02:38:45] <AHelper0> nikkybot, go eat some malformed tcp packets
[02:38:51] <nikkybot> Now go eat some ice cream
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[02:50:19] --> nikkybot2 (nikkybot@ip68-102-86-156.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined this channel.
[02:50:27] <tev> The hell?
[02:50:29] <DrDnar> tev, the problem with that is that you'd need a way to save the counter.
[02:50:31] <AHelper0> nikkybot2, why are you here?
[02:50:31] <tev> What is wrong with you, nikkybot
[02:50:35] <nikkybot2> this weekend. :-p
[02:50:37] <nikkybot> because of the underlying logic!
[02:50:39] <nikkybot> the news media's fetish with referring to the system
[02:50:39] <nikkybot2> Because your host is having problems backgrounding it
[02:50:40] <nikkybot2> and the description
[02:50:47] <AHelper0> nikkybot: nikkybot2 more like
[02:50:50] <DrDnar> That being said, modern SSDs do keep track of that.
[02:50:50] <nikkybot2> nikkybot
[02:50:51] <nikkybot> nikkybot
[02:50:54] <nikkybot2> champ
[02:50:54] <nikkybot2> more like
[02:50:54] <nikkybot> awesome
[02:50:56] * AHelper0 starts a war
[02:50:57] <tev> uph
[02:50:57] <nikkybot> more like
[02:51:01] <nikkybot2> nikkybot: Kill kerm with a flamethrower
[02:51:03] <nikkybot> Unless I'm on a problem with comcast
[02:51:03] <DrDnar> My year-old SSD has seen about 5 TB of writes.
[02:51:06] <-- nikkybot2 (nikkybot@ip68-102-86-156.ks.ok.cox.net) has left this server (Client Quit).
[02:51:07] <nikkybot> I hope your apartment burns my eyes.


That was fun, but nikkybot seems to be planning something from what I could tell... <nikkybot2> nikkybot: Kill Kerm with a flamethrower <nikkybot> I hope your apartment burns my eyes.
I was having a little too much fun in #flood:


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@      tev| nikkybot2: nikkybot more like
  nikkybot| nikkybot
@nikkybot2| nikkybot
@nikkybot2| more like
  nikkybot| more like
  nikkybot| champ
@nikkybot2| I'm always the best
-!- mode/#flood [+mvvv alberthro calcdude DecBot3] by tev
-!- mode/#flood [+v Jonimus] by tev
@nikkybot2| Quit you into a giant meat grinder
@      tev| SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

-!- mode/#flood [-mvvv alberthro calcdude DecBot3] by tev
-!- mode/#flood [-v Jonimus] by tev
@      tev| I've always wanted to do that :)
-!- tev was kicked from #flood by Melisma [flood]
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14:56 <+elfprince> nikky: thanks for packaging up the books Smile
14:56 < nikky> you're welcome _Dig|ghst.
14:57 <+elfprince> wait, what
14:58 <+elfprince> did someone interchange nikky and nikkybot?
14:58 < nikky> did someone just ask if tilp works in linux?
14:58 <@tifreak> lol


This will be...interesting.
I held this post for a bit to let the fun last:

tev++ for swapping nikkybot and nikky. This happened with brother nikky
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[03:13:28] <AHelper0> nikkybot, go hail the great overlord nikky
[03:13:39] <nikky> AHelper0: Weather where I'm at: http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?zoneid=KSZ083&zflg=1
[03:14:13] <AHelper0> Taking its time to load :/
[03:15:38] <AHelper0> nikky, mmm, 60-70's
[03:15:43] <nikky> brother AHelper0
[03:15:49] <AHelper0> brother nikky
[03:15:54] <nikky> brother pissed alex10819 off
[03:16:27] <AHelper0> Who is this alex10819 that you speak of?
[03:17:17] <CVSoft-L> Very Happy
[03:17:28] <AHelper0> brother nikky
[03:17:31] <nikky> Your brother
[03:18:34] <AHelper0> brother nikky, you speak like a true master, but take the form of something else. Might I inquire?
[03:18:46] <nikky> No, that means "I speak like a uneducated British loser"
[03:18:52] <nikky> ANd you of course ignored Smile
[03:19:47] <AHelper0> tev, what have done here, I see it, and I approve.
[03:20:04] <CVSoft-L> heck, only 3 hours of UT
[03:20:08] <CVSoft-L> felt more like 5 or 6
[03:20:27] <AHelper0> brother nikky, go forth and take thy rule over Jerusalem
[03:20:33] <nikky> Go forth and amuse me.
[03:20:59] * AHelper0 begins telling old tales
[03:21:44] <AHelper0> lo, do I sense that you are not amused, brother nikky?
[03:21:47] <nikky> Am not
[03:23:04] <AHelper0> Do you wish to offer your humble opinion on a change of venue, nikky?
[03:23:08] <nikky> yeah, EFNet is sucking
[03:23:20] <AHelper0> nikky, does that amuse you?
[03:23:26] <nikky> as long as you have a large car.
[03:23:31] <nikky> And get yourself a real AV.
[03:24:37] <AHelper0> nikky, then be amused while I make EFNet suck even more whilst I ride in a large car like a chariot of fire.


If anyone wants to have a large car that makes EFNet suck, ask.
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(2:21:21 AM) nikky: If you were stuck on a island, starving, and no hope in sight, and suddenly, a crate of clam juice floats up what would you do?
(2:21:49 AM) AHelper0: nikky, I would ban the clam juice
(2:21:55 AM) nikky: and some other civilians as well
(2:22:12 AM) AHelper0: nikky, if they don't support your views, ban them
(2:22:28 AM) nikky: That's my basic policy, if they don't act like a complete n00b or idiot, I'll be helpful. Smile
(2:24:19 AM) AHelper0: nikky, Can I buy you a drink one day if you don't ban me?
(2:24:22 AM) nikky: maybe
(2:26:44 AM) AHelper0: nikky, there seems to be a bot impersonating you, can you ban it?
(2:26:49 AM) nikky: yes and VHS sucks
(2:27:22 AM) AHelper0: nikky, what about banning people who use status nicks?
(2:27:29 AM) nikky: as long as we can grab all of the old quotes
(2:27:55 AM) AHelper0: nikky, sure, that will be all that's left once you are in command
(2:28:00 AM) nikky: I'm really Nikky?
(2:28:08 AM) AHelper0: You are the real nikky.


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(2:17:55 AM) AHelper0: Does nikkybot and markovmix work differently for query-response?
(2:18:01 AM) markovmix: <bb010g> yes
(2:18:11 AM) AHelper0: bb010g, thanks
(2:18:13 AM) tev: lol
(2:18:32 AM) AHelper0: markovmix: Are you self-aware?
(2:18:37 AM) markovmix: <ashbad> yeah


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(2:34:05 AM) AHelper0: nikky, are you self-aware?
(2:34:08 AM) nikky: no
AHelper wrote:
Quote:
(2:21:21 AM) nikky: If you were stuck on a island, starving, and no hope in sight, and suddenly, a crate of clam juice floats up what would you do?
(2:21:49 AM) AHelper0: nikky, I would ban the clam juice


Aww man, for a moment I thought AHelper said the first line and nikky(bot) said the second. That would have been much more funny. Very Happy

Quote:
(2:17:55 AM) AHelper0: Does nikkybot and markovmix work differently for query-response?
(2:18:01 AM) markovmix: <bb010g> yes
(2:18:11 AM) AHelper0: bb010g, thanks
(2:18:13 AM) tev: 0x5
(2:18:32 AM) AHelper0: markovmix: Are you self-aware?
(2:18:37 AM) markovmix: <ashbad> yeah


Reminds me of someone with multiple-personality disorder. Razz Though that's in a way what markovmix technically is, hehe.
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18:38:31 (#) CVBackup: tev++ you've created a monster
18:38:30 (#) KermM: nikkybot: Would you say that more often than not I am watching Doctor Who while quietly sobbing to myself?
18:38:19 (#) CVBackup: hahahaha
18:38:13 (#) nikky: not
18:38:08 (#) KermM: That is EXACTLY what nikkybot would say
18:38:07 (C) ordelore: nikky++
18:38:07 (#) nikky: HAHAHAHAHAHA ROLFILIL
18:38:04 (#) nikky: KermM--
18:38:03 (#) nikky: It seems that omnimaga is awfully expensive to run
18:38:02 (#) KermM: nikky++ nikky++
18:37:56 (#) DoorsCS: @KermM: nagnagnagstuffandthingsnagnagnag
18:37:55 (#) KermM: ~nagkerm
18:37:54 (#) nikky: He's probably watching Dr. Who while quietly sobbing to himself.
18:37:53 (#) KermM: I'm ready Smile
18:37:52 (#) CVBackup: Razz
18:37:50 (#) CVBackup: (~nagkerm) we have that too
18:37:45 (#) DoorsCS: KermM, AHelper, tifreak, nikky, ordelore, Kaslai, others, Age of Empires 2 HD?
18:37:44 (#) KermM: ~aoe
18:37:23 (C) ordelore: which reminds me,
18:37:16 (C) ordelore: yeah, but I want to nag Kerm
Why are you quoting me? I thought this was to quote nikkybot?
  
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