Bash.org

[Darth Android]

"what does 'stfu' mean?"
"Shut the f*** up!"
"calm down! i was only asking a question!!"

[Arcane Wizard]

CUSS WORD COMING UP!!! OH NOES!!! QUICK, HIDE!!

"What the fuck does WTF mean!?"

hehe.

EDIT: yes, funny, but then again Bash.org has thousands of funny irc logs.

[KD5YTX]

Okay...


The ninjas cannot think of anything else to say. They are wordless. Clueless. Indeed, they are sadened.

[DmitriB]

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

another quote from bash.org

[DmitriB]

WARNING SWEAR WORDS!!! DONT LET YOUR MOMMIES SEE.


yes i did just post but this deserves its own.

<ohm> a
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> a
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

[Arcane Wizard]

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most accurate anyway. I mean, natural selection doesen't work as well when the fit people are legaly required to do things to help ensure that the unfit people have a higher lifespan, thus making them appear more fit, and decreasing the effects of selective pressures on the gene pool of the species. Fit being defined in darwinian manner: number of viable offspring. No wonder the rate of evolution in humans has decelerated. In order to maximize the rate of evolution of the species Homo Sapien Sapien, I suggest that we remove certain key safeguards against selective pressures. Thus, children should not be required to go to school(unless they want to be legally entitled to the right of being fed by thier parents/provided unemployment pay when they are older), and warning labels for all obvious things should be removed(without the consumer having the right to sue). In this way, stupid people would quit school much earlier, be unemployed, and not get any support, eventually leading them to acquire characteristics or die. They would also be more likely to kill themselves accidentally. However, medical coverage and such things should still be available: to those who are smart and get good jobs and can afford it. In conclusion, the removal of a few stickers could save some companies money, and accelerate the rate of human evolution.

[Arcane Wizard]

Giving others a good chance to survive is one of the key strategies in human evolution and survival, living people can help you survive, dead people can't.

Anyway, we should go back to the middle ages, (but somehow get rid of that nasty class problem) issue everybody a sharp stick, and see how it goes.

[Babyboy]

what makes you think those people you save with the "open other end" label on the bottom of a coke bottle can help you?

DUMB PEOPLE GET RICH-stupid law suites


we need the court system open for real crimes, not dumb people trying to get rich quick

[Arcane Wizard]

[Darth Android]

CAUTION! Naughty words



<KrayZie> you know what pisses me off
<KrayZie> all those a contests that offer as their grand prizes and all expenses paid vacation to hawaii.
<KrayZie> funny part is, contests in hawaii offer that as their prizes as well

—› join: (RIAArep) (LucerinRd@128.163.205.182)
(+Xelopheri) ::: Metallica - The Call of Ktulu : 8:53 : 128kbps : Joint Stereo :::.
(+Xelopheri) oh shit!

<Toller> hey jaimer
<jaimer> hey
<Toller> i loves you sweet a, baby
<jaimer> excuse me?
<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
<Toller> right?
<jaimer> You stupid shit
<Toller> ?
<Toller> What?
<jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
<Toller> you know it is, duh.
<jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
<jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
<Toller> hah!
<Toller> what's
<Toller> your joking right/
<jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
<Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
<Toller> Jaime?
<psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
<Toller> fuck
<Toller> Fuck!
<psmylie> best run, boy
*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
<psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
<jaimer> lol
<psmylie> brilliant... but evil
<jaimer> he's an asshole anyways

<Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz?
<CUI> Max- That's not computer
<CUI> That's a calculator

<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz

<Cringer> By an 8-1 vote Monday, the members of the U.S. Supreme Court collectively resolved to lose their virginity by Dec. 31, 2002.
<danhon> Who gave the dissenting opinion?
<Cringer> I bet Scalia.

<dw> wtf is bukakke?
<Nightfly> dw: Allow all of us to demonstrate.

Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do?
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that would show the commands you could do with something.....
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: nevermind
Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark
Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH! :(

<daem0n_> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.

<BlackJaX> Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips"

<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.

Cat1013: Whoops
Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma.
HermitKing: She has IM?
Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked about my new car.
Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny noise whenever I shift.
HermitKing: So?
Cat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".

<MyKe> YEs, my uk,eybo;ard is o;ffilcilail.il.il.y...bro;uk,en (ilf yo;uk co;ukil.dp't teilil), so; IL wo;np' t be c'h;attilng mukch fo;r the next weeuk, ukntil the new o;ne co;mes. Do;np' t asuk.

... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?

<Ozymandias> WTF is an accronym?

[DarkerLine]

[Darth Android]

how? this might be good...

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Yeah, when you were five, uh huh... and, warning labels would have helped you how? Isn't keeping you from killing yourself the responsibility of your parents anyway? If they can't keep any children alive they aren't fit enough to have genes passed on anyway.

[Matt]

<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux

wow what an Idiot

[NETWizz]

[Arcane Wizard]

And can't you counter sue people when they sue you for no apparent reason?

[NETWizz]

[DarkerLine]

[NETWizz]

Well, there must be some accusation to sue. Even if they really are sueing for nothing, they must at least constuct a story that makes sence.

Are your parents being sued in small claims court?