Cheesy Jokes
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Eeems


Advanced Member


Joined: 25 Jan 2009
Posts: 277
Posted: 07 Nov 2009 10:48:52 pm    Post subject:
I heard this one at school....it's kind of gross
constipated mathematicians sometimes have to work things out with pencil and paper
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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 604
Posted: 13 Nov 2009 08:49:44 pm    Post subject:
quitters never win unless they are in a quitting contest.
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FinaleTI


Advanced Newbie


Joined: 28 Oct 2009
Posts: 81
Posted: 13 Nov 2009 09:43:08 pm    Post subject:
Here's a nerd joke:


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(I code in binary, therefore I am defined.
You do not, therefore you are undefined.)
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Builderboy2005


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Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 51
Posted: 14 Nov 2009 12:31:33 am    Post subject:
Three men were out in the forest and they were very hungry. They come upon a man and ask him where they can find some food. He tells them that there is a Bacon Tree just down the road, so they set off. Not soon after, they are attacked by a group of natives. They storm back to the man, proclaiming it wasn't a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
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GloryMXE7
Puzzleman 3000


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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 604
Posted: 14 Nov 2009 11:24:25 am    Post subject:
Surprised → Neutral →*BOOM* → Cool
Nooooooooooo! it hurts.
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ztrumpet


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Joined: 06 May 2009
Posts: 555
Posted: 14 Nov 2009 08:01:29 pm    Post subject:
Way to ham that one up! Smile
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