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Darth Android
DragonOS Dev Team
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"America is the land of the free because of the brave"
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yugniht
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| see my sig, I like that one. When I think of more, I'll post them, too. |
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Adm.Wiggin
aka Tianon
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Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 1874
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| Posted: 17 Nov 2003 05:46:41 pm Post subject: |
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"And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went strait to h*** for practicing witchcraft."
-Ned Flanders(The Simpsons) |
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DigiTan
Unregistered HyperCam 2
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Joined: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 4468
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GROUCHO MARX:
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
Who are you going to believe? me or your own eyes?
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." |
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SniperOfTheNight
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Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 260
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Here are some of my favorites:
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." - a Gregory |
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Jeremiah Walgren
General Operations Director
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Joined: 24 May 2003
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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -Rich Cook
"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers." -Leonard Brandwein
"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier" -Bill Gates
"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in." -Bradley's Bromide
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." -Robert X. Cringely
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." -Nathaniel Borenstein
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" Let us analyze that sentence for a moment. If you're a stickler, you probably think the singular verb "is" should have been the plural "are," but if you read it closely, you'll see I'm using the intransitive plural subjunctive tense. So the word "is" are correct.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Albert Einstein |
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aloha
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Joined: 22 Oct 2003
Posts: 28
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"stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone!"
--Claire Clements
i love that quote because it gives ppl the right to stand up for their own rights and decisions!
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Arcane Wizard
`semi-hippie`
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Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 8993
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http://www.quotationspage.com/
My favorites are quotes from Einstein, but I don't get round to reading/seeing/finding an awfull lot of quotes so my choice is limited. |
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DmitriB
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Joined: 22 Jun 2003
Posts: 319
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WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS THE WORD SEX 2 TIMES AND YOU LITTLE KIDS MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR MOMMIES SO IF SO DONT READ!!!
It is the characteristic of the most stringent censorships that they give credibility to the opinions they attack.
-- Voltaire (1694-1778)
Big Brother is watching you.
-- George Orwell
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
-- George Orwell
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-- Vladamir Lenin
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
-- Karl Marx
Last words are for people who haven't said anything in life.
-- Karl Marx |
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KD5YTX
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Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 306
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I do not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it - Voltaire
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be banished, persons attempting to find a moral in it will be prosecuted, persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. - Mark Twain (Samuel Clemmens) Quote this one for your English teacher the next time he/she tries to make you disect a Twain work
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide. Or so we've been told and some choose to beleive it - I know they're wrong wait and see. Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me. - Kermit
If you miss the train I'm on, you will know that I am gone, you can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles. - Peter Paul and Mary
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? How many times must the cannonballs fly before they're forever banned? The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind. - Peter Paul and Mary
In the middle of the night, I go walking in my sleep, from the mountains of fate, to the river so deep. I must be lookin' for somethin', somethin' sacred I long. But the river is deep, and it's too hard to cross. - Billy Joel
They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em. - RATM
And some wonderful quotes from our president Bush:
Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon. - Really?
I'm the master of low expectations. - He must be very pleased...
I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances. - A finance minister... Familiar with "finances"? Go figure!
First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill. - OK - I'm officially scared.
I think war is a dangerous place. - I think so too.
The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself. - Gee... I didn't know Saddam was a self-inflicting sadomasochist...
Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person—people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person. - Couldn't sharp elbows be dangerous in a crowded town like Washington?
Ninja - quote!
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Adm.Wiggin
aka Tianon
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Joined: 02 Jun 2003
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Except Bush would say it Nucular  |
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Matt
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Check out the quote I made up myself:
"ask not what you can do for yourself but ask what you can do for your conutry"- Matt
what do yall think. . . . .I got some other good quotes I made myself like this one! |
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SniperOfTheNight
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I think JFK said that..... or did JFK say "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country" .
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Arcane Wizard
`semi-hippie`
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Joined: 02 Jun 2003
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| The mirror only reflects what it can reflect, reflecting a non-fictional reality hidden inside order and chaos should be mutually exclusive to something reflected as fictional. |
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DarkerLine
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This is an actual quote:
The mirror of man's eye reflects only what it is prepared to reflect. |
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SniperOfTheNight
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"There are those friends who will bail you out of jail. And then there are those friends who are sitting in the cell beside you yelling "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!""
annonymos
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DarkerLine
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| A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella while the sun shines but wants it back when it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain |
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KD5YTX
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I would like to post my modified version of JFK's famous quote:
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask who you can do for your country."
I beleive it hardly does justice to needed pathological reparations in respects to this philandering druggie murderer's unrecognized crimes.
Yes, sahib.
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