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sgm


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Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Posts: 1265

Posted: 04 Sep 2003 07:41:34 pm    Post subject:

I have hundreds of things like this


You can never go wrong choosing a college you saw advertised on public transportation.

There are many fine single-sex colleges where the emphasis is squarely on academics. Attend one of these only if you are a homosexual.

Examine the school's official crest. If it has a big pot leaf in the center, you are on the right track.

If you fail to get accepted at a good school, you have brought shame upon not only yourself, but also your entire family. Committing ritual seppuku is the only way to save face.

Schools that boast about their outstanding academic reputation are probably insecure about their inadequacies in other areas.

The Armed Forces Scholarship Program is a great way to earn a considerable amount of money toward college, but it has a small "joining the army" downside.

If you are having a hard time choosing between Princeton and Yale, cry me a fucking river, Fauntleroy.

College? Aw, man, what are you thinking about college for? You're the best metal guitarist in Winneshiek County.


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Flash
Umpa Loompa


Member


Joined: 31 Aug 2003
Posts: 110

Posted: 04 Sep 2003 08:16:46 pm    Post subject:

college people are dumb... they dont know the simple pleasures of getting a "full ride" schalorship to some bigh a college and then droping out a week later.
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Arcane Wizard
`semi-hippie`


Super Elite (Last Title)


Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 8993

Posted: 05 Sep 2003 08:00:29 am    Post subject:

Flash wrote:
college people are dumb

Right, and smart people don't finish high school.
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Darth Android
DragonOS Dev Team


Bandwidth Hog


Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 2104

Posted: 05 Sep 2003 12:04:32 pm    Post subject:

bill gates didnt go to collage. look what he got: billions of dollars and millions of irritated, if not mad, ppl
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Arcane Wizard
`semi-hippie`


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Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 8993

Posted: 05 Sep 2003 12:11:55 pm    Post subject:

So because Bill Gates is the genius who runs (or ran?) Microsoft, without going to college, college people are dumb?
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Darth Android
DragonOS Dev Team


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Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 2104

Posted: 05 Sep 2003 12:16:47 pm    Post subject:

no! but you dont HAVE to go to collage to have a decent career. but it helps Smile
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Darth Android
DragonOS Dev Team


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Joined: 31 May 2003
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Posted: 05 Sep 2003 12:17:24 pm    Post subject:

no! but you dont HAVE to go to collage to have a decent career. but it helps Smile
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AlienCC
Creative Receptacle!


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Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 1927

Posted: 06 Sep 2003 01:15:37 am    Post subject:

Actually Bill Gates did go to college, however he dropped out when he cut a deal with IBM.

--AlienCC
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Flash
Umpa Loompa


Member


Joined: 31 Aug 2003
Posts: 110

Posted: 06 Sep 2003 10:59:50 am    Post subject:

half my freinds are college dropouts and they have promising careers in food service and cart pushing. me.. still being in high school cant wait to drop out of college Very Happy

on other note: bill gates is evil
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Arcane Wizard
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Posted: 06 Sep 2003 11:02:03 am    Post subject:

Bill Gates is Lawfull Neutral.
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