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KD5YTX
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So there is this bus cruising along on a really rainy night. The driver and the one passenger, a drunk seated behind the driver, are talking and really hitting it off. After a while, the driver says "hey, watch this." He pulls up to the next bus stop and a woman gets on. The driver says "Tickle your a with a feather?". The woman says "What?!?!", and the driver says "Particularly nasty weather?", and the woman says "oh.... yes" and walks to the back and sits down. The drunk is laughing quite heartily, and the bus driver offers to do it again, and he does so at the next bus stop, to the same end. The drunk is now rolling in the floor of the bus laughing, and asks if he can try. The driver protests, saying that he is very drunk, but the drunk persists. All right, says the driver, and at the next stop the drunk hops up and screams at the woman who gets on, "YOU FAT UGLY BITCH!!!" The woman recoils and yells "WHAT?!?!?!". The drunk composes himself, sits down quitely, and says plainly "Looks like rain."
Humor is a concept lost on ninjas.
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yugniht
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| Posted: 31 Aug 2003 10:29:08 pm Post subject: |
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| I LIKE IT! |
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JesusFreak
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| Posted: 31 Aug 2003 10:29:48 pm Post subject: |
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Related Joke:
2 Guys walk into a bar, one ducks the other falls.
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yugniht
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| Posted: 31 Aug 2003 10:41:23 pm Post subject: |
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I heard a similar one years ago:
A guy walks into a bar, ouch! |
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Arcane Wizard
`semi-hippie`
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| Posted: 01 Sep 2003 05:52:08 am Post subject: |
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Quote: All right, says the driver, and at the next stop the drunk hops up and screams at the woman who gets on, "YOU FAT UGLY B****!!!" The woman recoils and yells "WHAT?!?!?!". The drunk composes himself, sits down quitely, and says plainly "Looks like rain."
Either I don't get it or this joke sucks, maybe both.
Oh, and no need for *'s, just makes it harder to tell what word you mean (there are more words that start with the letter b you know).
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b__
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| Posted: 01 Sep 2003 09:24:11 am Post subject: |
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Quote: "Tickle your ass with a feather?". The woman says "What?!?!", and the driver says "Particularly nasty weather?"
I gotta try that sometime. |
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yugniht
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| Posted: 01 Sep 2003 11:11:20 am Post subject: |
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| the drunk thinks he can say something bad to the woman and then say something else when she say's "what?" but since he's drunk, he doesn't realise it has to rhyme or sound alike. So he insults her and says "it looks like rain" which sounds nothing like the insult. That's what I got out of it. |
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Arcane Wizard
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I supopse I did get it then, oh well, not really my taste or something.
Keep 'em coming.
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Adm.Wiggin
aka Tianon
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| Posted: 01 Sep 2003 02:07:23 pm Post subject: |
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I thought it was funny... but thats just me...
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Arcane Wizard
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| Posted: 02 Sep 2003 08:37:49 am Post subject: |
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ROTFOTBL!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!11!!one1!!!11!ONE!11
(rolling on the floor of the bus laughing) |
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