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Darth Android
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Posted: 03 Dec 2003 11:32:26 pm    Post subject:

"what does 'stfu' mean?"
"Shut the f*** up!"
"calm down! i was only asking a question!!"
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Arcane Wizard
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Posted: 04 Dec 2003 10:54:05 am    Post subject:

CUSS WORD COMING UP!!! OH NOES!!! QUICK, HIDE!!

"What the fuck does WTF mean!?"

hehe.

EDIT: yes, funny, but then again Bash.org has thousands of funny irc logs.


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KD5YTX


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Posted: 04 Dec 2003 11:09:54 pm    Post subject:

Okay...

Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
The ninjas cannot think of anything else to say. They are wordless. Clueless. Indeed, they are sadened.
Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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DmitriB


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Posted: 07 Dec 2003 11:35:44 am    Post subject:

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

another quote from bash.org


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DmitriB


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Posted: 07 Dec 2003 11:40:47 am    Post subject:

WARNING SWEAR WORDS!!! DONT LET YOUR MOMMIES SEE.


yes i did just post but this deserves its own.

<ohm> a
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> a
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
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Arcane Wizard
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Posted: 07 Dec 2003 11:44:47 am    Post subject:

DmitriB wrote:
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

That's one of the best (not funniest) quotes out there.
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62 52 53 53
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Posted: 07 Dec 2003 04:25:40 pm    Post subject:

most accurate anyway. I mean, natural selection doesen't work as well when the fit people are legaly required to do things to help ensure that the unfit people have a higher lifespan, thus making them appear more fit, and decreasing the effects of selective pressures on the gene pool of the species. Fit being defined in darwinian manner: number of viable offspring. No wonder the rate of evolution in humans has decelerated. In order to maximize the rate of evolution of the species Homo Sapien Sapien, I suggest that we remove certain key safeguards against selective pressures. Thus, children should not be required to go to school(unless they want to be legally entitled to the right of being fed by thier parents/provided unemployment pay when they are older), and warning labels for all obvious things should be removed(without the consumer having the right to sue). In this way, stupid people would quit school much earlier, be unemployed, and not get any support, eventually leading them to acquire characteristics or die. They would also be more likely to kill themselves accidentally. However, medical coverage and such things should still be available: to those who are smart and get good jobs and can afford it. In conclusion, the removal of a few stickers could save some companies money, and accelerate the rate of human evolution.
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Arcane Wizard
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Posted: 07 Dec 2003 04:38:54 pm    Post subject:

Giving others a good chance to survive is one of the key strategies in human evolution and survival, living people can help you survive, dead people can't.

Anyway, we should go back to the middle ages, (but somehow get rid of that nasty class problem) issue everybody a sharp stick, and see how it goes.


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Babyboy


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Posted: 07 Dec 2003 08:54:27 pm    Post subject:

what makes you think those people you save with the "open other end" label on the bottom of a coke bottle can help you?

DUMB PEOPLE GET RICH-stupid law suites


we need the court system open for real crimes, not dumb people trying to get rich quick
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Arcane Wizard
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Posted: 08 Dec 2003 08:10:40 am    Post subject:

Babyboy wrote:
what makes you think those people you save with the "open other end" label on the bottom of a coke bottle can help you?

You don't, but you don't know if they won't help you in some way either, now do you?

And helping doesn't nescesarrily mean actually standing in front of you and physically saving your life, but it could be something extremely indirect. (or a la 'teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.')
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Darth Android
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Posted: 19 Dec 2003 02:26:37 am    Post subject:

CAUTION! Naughty words



<KrayZie> you know what pisses me off
<KrayZie> all those a contests that offer as their grand prizes and all expenses paid vacation to hawaii.
<KrayZie> funny part is, contests in hawaii offer that as their prizes as well

join: (RIAArep) (LucerinRd@128.163.205.182)
(+Xelopheri) ::: Metallica - The Call of Ktulu : 8:53 : 128kbps : Joint Stereo :::.
(+Xelopheri) oh shit!

<Toller> hey jaimer
<jaimer> hey
<Toller> i loves you sweet a, baby
<jaimer> excuse me?
<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
<Toller> right?
<jaimer> You stupid shit
<Toller> ?
<Toller> What?
<jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
<Toller> you know it is, duh.
<jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
<jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
<Toller> hah!
<Toller> what's
<Toller> your joking right/
<jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
<Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
<Toller> Jaime?
<psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
<Toller> fuck
<Toller> Fuck!
<psmylie> best run, boy
*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
<psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
<jaimer> lol
<psmylie> brilliant... but evil
<jaimer> he's an asshole anyways

<Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz?
<CUI> Max- That's not computer
<CUI> That's a calculator


<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz

<Cringer> By an 8-1 vote Monday, the members of the U.S. Supreme Court collectively resolved to lose their virginity by Dec. 31, 2002.
<danhon> Who gave the dissenting opinion?
<Cringer> I bet Scalia.

<dw> wtf is bukakke?
<Nightfly> dw: Allow all of us to demonstrate.

Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do?
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that would show the commands you could do with something.....
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: nevermind
Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark Very Happy
Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH! :(

<daem0n_> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.

<BlackJaX> Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips"

<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.

Cat1013: Whoops
Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma.
HermitKing: She has IM?
Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked about my new car.
Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny noise whenever I shift.
HermitKing: So?
Cat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".

<MyKe> YEs, my uk,eybo;ard is o;ffilcilail.il.il.y...bro;uk,en (ilf yo;uk co;ukil.dp't teilil), so; IL wo;np' t be c'h;attilng mukch fo;r the next weeuk, ukntil the new o;ne co;mes. Do;np' t asuk.

... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?

<Ozymandias> WTF is an accronym?


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Posted: 19 Dec 2003 11:43:04 am    Post subject:

Babyboy wrote:
we need the court system open for real crimes, not dumb people trying to get rich quick

I hate the court system!!!!

my parents are getting sued next week...

Edit: about the stupid people conversation - how do you know they wouldn't have gotten smarter? I nearly killed myself with my stupidity when I was 5...


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Darth Android
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Posted: 19 Dec 2003 12:14:19 pm    Post subject:

how? this might be good...
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62 52 53 53
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Posted: 19 Dec 2003 06:15:49 pm    Post subject:

Yeah, when you were five, uh huh... and, warning labels would have helped you how? Isn't keeping you from killing yourself the responsibility of your parents anyway? If they can't keep any children alive they aren't fit enough to have genes passed on anyway.
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Matt


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Posted: 19 Dec 2003 09:15:21 pm    Post subject:

<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux

wow what an Idiot
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NETWizz
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Posted: 20 Dec 2003 01:56:18 pm    Post subject:

Sir Robin wrote:
Babyboy wrote:
we need the court system open for real crimes, not dumb people trying to get rich quick

I hate the court system!!!!

my parents are getting sued next week...

Edit: about the stupid people conversation - how do you know they wouldn't have gotten smarter? I nearly killed myself with my stupidity when I was 5...

Don't worry about it, your parents have to be proven guilty to loose.
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Arcane Wizard
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Posted: 20 Dec 2003 01:57:29 pm    Post subject:

And can't you counter sue people when they sue you for no apparent reason?
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Posted: 20 Dec 2003 01:59:48 pm    Post subject:

Matt wrote:
<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux

wow what an Idiot

Dude, Linux is free. You can even obtain Mandrake 9.2 via free download. All you need is a fast internet connection or a large block of free time, and you will need a cd burner.
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Posted: 20 Dec 2003 02:16:08 pm    Post subject:

Arcane Wizard wrote:
And can't you counter sue people when they sue you for no apparent reason?

You'd heve to pay lots of money for a good lawyer who would probably be the only one who got anything out of it.
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NETWizz
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Posted: 20 Dec 2003 02:21:56 pm    Post subject:

Well, there must be some accusation to sue. Even if they really are sueing for nothing, they must at least constuct a story that makes sence.

Are your parents being sued in small claims court?
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