Tari wrote:
Rather long, so I'll just post the link here..
http://chickenphilosophy.pen.io/

My favorite of those is probably Hemingway.
Very entertaining, although I'm sure I missed the subtleties of about a third of them. Smile
Quote:
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want."


I did this, but even before I became a computer nerd, so it does not apply D:
One I made up myself:
You know you are a nerd when you sign your letters with userbars.
what do you call a women with one leg...

ilene

what do you call a chinese women with one leg...

irene

te he
I don't get it D: anyone want to explain that to me?
Ilene: Pronounced "I lean", which she would certainly do with only one leg.
Irene: Pronounced "I rean", which is a reference to the accent that most Chinese people have.
I found a ton of god stuff of this guy's gopher site. For those of you w/o gopher, he has a http site. If you want to get gopher, firefox has an addon called OverbiteFF. BTW, look under the "stuff" subdirectory.
SirCmpwn wrote:
Ilene: Pronounced "I lean", which she would certainly do with only one leg.
Irene: Pronounced "I rean", which is a reference to the accent that most Chinese people have.



oh.. ha.. ha.. Neutral >.<
I got this off the gopher site:

Quote:

Yeah, but SCO code is non-migratory... (Score:5, Funny)
by OpCode42 (253084) on Friday June 13, 05:29PM
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=67531&cid=6195199


It's 967AD and the restless SCO Villagers find a witch and are keen to
burn her! A secret meeting with Microsoft takes place to see if they
can...

SCO: SCO Code! SCO Code! SCO Code! We've found SCO Code in
Linux!
SCO LACKEY #1: We have found some SCO Code in Linux! May we burn it?
SCO: Burn the users! Burn! Burn it! Burn its users!
MICROSOFT: How do you know it is SCO Code?
SCO LACKEY #2: It looks like it.
SCO: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
MICROSOFT: Bring it forward.
GPL'd CODE: I'm not SCO Code. I'm not!
MICROSOFT: Uh, but you are dressed as such.
GPL'd CODE: They dressed me up like this.
SCO: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
GPL'd CODE: And these aren't my comments. They're false ones.
MICROSOFT: Well?
SCO LACKEY #1: Well, we did do the comments.
MICROSOFT: The comments?
SCO LACKEY #1: And the copyright lines, but it is SCO Code!
SCO LACKEY #2: Yeah!
SCO: We burn it! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
MICROSOFT: Did you dress it up like this?
SCO: No! No. No. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, a bit. A
bit. It does look like UNIX though.
MICROSOFT: What makes you think it is SCO Code?
SCO LACKEY #3: Well, it turned me into Windows!
MICROSOFT: Windows?
SCO LACKEY #3: I got better.
SCO LACKEY #2: Burn it anyway!
SCO LACKEY #1: Burn!
SCO: Burn it! Burn! Burn it!...
MICROSOFT: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling
whether it is SCO Code.
SCO LACKEY #1: Are there?
SCO LACKEY #2: Ah?
SCO LACKEY #1: What are they?
SCO: Tell us! Tell us!...
MICROSOFT: Tell me. What do you do with SCO Code?
SCO: Compile it! Compile it! Compile! Compile!...
MICROSOFT: And what do you compile apart from SCO Code?
SCO LACKEY #1: More SCO Code!
SCO LACKEY #3: Shh!
SCO LACKEY #2: BSD Code!
MICROSOFT: So, why does SCO Code compile?
[pause]
SCO LACKEY #3: B--... 'cause its copied from... BSD?
MICROSOFT: Good! Heh heh.
SCO: Oh, yeah. Oh.
MICROSOFT: So, how do we tell whether it is copied from BSD?
SCO LACKEY #1: See if it builds with gcc?
MICROSOFT: Ah, but can you not also build Linux with gcc?
SCO LACKEY #1: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
MICROSOFT: Does BSD come under the GPL license?
SCO LACKEY #1: No. No.
SCO LACKEY #2: No, its free! We can do what we want with it
commercially!
MICROSOFT: And what else are you free to use commercially?
SCO: Bread! Apples! Uh, very small rocks! Cider! Uh, gra--
gravy! Cherries! Mud! Uh, churches! Churches! Lead!
Lead!
ARTHUR: Your Own Code!
SCO: Oooh.
MICROSOFT: Exactly. So, logically...
SCO LACKEY #1: If... it... has... been released by us
commerically,... it's made of SCO Code.
MICROSOFT: Yes, and have you released it commercially?
SCO LACKEY #2: Yes! In our Linux Distribution!
SCO LACKEY #1: SCO Code! SCO Code! SCO Code! SCO Code! SCO Code! Burn
it! Burn the users!


I see the obvious reference to monty python, but I have no Idea what sco is. Would anyone care to explain?
lol? I found http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCO_v._IBM and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCO_Group

perhaps that will help? I have no idea either XD
Thaks qazz, I get it now.
HEY GUYS HERE'S A JOKE WHERE I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE CONTEXT OR WHO SCO IS, BUT I'LL POST IT ANYWAY LULLLLL I M SO FUNNY


Okay, here's a real joke: omnimaga.
I saw that one coming from a mile away
allynfolksjr wrote:
HEY GUYS HERE'S A JOKE WHERE I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE CONTEXT OR WHO SCO IS, BUT I'LL POST IT ANYWAY LULLLLL I M SO FUNNY
I get it, do I get my Linux Geek Hipster button now?
No, you have the Mac hipster destroyer button, though
lol geana, I've seen the movie.Smile Best movie ever.Smile
One I read in a youtube comment:
Three men sit in a bar.
First says: "I think I have the smallest leg in the world."
Second says: "I think I have the smallest arm in the world."
Third says: "I think I have the smallest a in the world."
They all go to guiness, and return to the same bar two months later.
First says: "YAY, I do in fact have the smallest leg in the world!"
Second says: "YES, I do in fact have the smallest arm in the world!"
Thirs says: "WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!?"Very Happy
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRU8VCM4cNg3hYRwZY_tX_bOls0oRUICVKWI_0IUVCQcJ3oy_pag

hello kitty chocolate marshmallows. Like sex in the mouth.... but better.


I love our school's Japanese club parties ><
happybobjr wrote:
Like sex in the mouth.... but better.


What in the world is a comparison like that?
Truer words have never been spoken before today.
here's one

there are 1 0 kinds of people in this world...
those who know binary and those that don't

allynfolksjr wrote:
Okay, here's a real joke: omnimaga.

you know what else is a joke... Mirage OS
DCS RULES!!!
  
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