Not all of you are awesome enough to be on twitter, and I certainly don't want any of you to miss out on all of the cool things I say and do on our favorite social media site.

@dril is back with some great non-sequitur humor, and I naturally retweeted one of of his best lately. Then I noticed that there were some people discussing why off duty police officers weren't enforcing traffic laws, and had some snappy replies.

Kerm was riding a bus to New Jersey for some reason, so naturally I mocked him brutally for this.

Until next time!

Riveting. Keep us posted!

Can anyone who knows how to administer a website properly tell me how I can sticky this thread?

Whoa, is that even possible?

That last link asks me if I want to translate from Italian. When I agree, it shows the exact same message.

Started the day out strong with retweeting @Popehat about how cops frequently do not speak out against those among them who practice unconstitutional policing.

Immediately followed up with another retweet with a pro-suffrage poster featuring a cat.

Did not create any original content in my public twitter account today.