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Kllrnohj wrote:
And that is only two functional techniques[...]
"And those are the..."
Bahah. Wow Laughing
Kllrnohj wrote:
elfprince13 wrote:
But for the record, Java is fully capable of being a functional language.


Just what we needed!

Oh, wait, no. That isn't being a functional language, that is over-engineering well past the point of being retarded

And that is only two functional techniques - a far cry from being a functional language.

Also, all the casts to/from Object just highlights that Java really can't handle it in the first place.

I think I already covered these points in my post above. I think this falls under the "Java sux lol" part.
Shaun
KermMartian wrote:
Kllrnohj wrote:
And that is only two functional techniques[...]
"And those are the..."


Haha, fail Kerm is fail.

"And those are the only two functional techniques" says something completely different.
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Kllrnohj wrote:
KermMartian wrote:
Kllrnohj wrote:
And that is only two functional techniques[...]
"And those are the..."


Haha, fail Kerm is fail.

"And those are the only two functional techniques" says something completely different.


Fail k-usernames are fail.

"And those are only two functional techniques..." says something correctly.
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Well, I know it's been a while, but here's something I came across:

Code:
repeated = String.format(String.format("%%0%dd", n), 0).replace("0",s);
Can you figure out what it does? Smile
Shaun
I think the clue is in the name of the string variable. Wink
It would seen to be a truly TERRIBLE way to do (what is at least in C++) std::string.append((char)s,n), unless s is a string, which the name would seem to imply.
Well, actually it was Java, and it repeats the string s n times. I suppose the clue is in the variable name Wink.
And it is a pretty terrible way to do it.
Shaun
merthsoft wrote:
Well, actually it was Java, and it repeats the string s n times. I suppose the clue is in the variable name Wink.
And it is a pretty terrible way to do it.
Yup, definitely agreed, and I was afraid that it might be Java. :/
So, I figured I'd revive this thread with this jewel:

Code:
string s = token;
token = s.Replace(Environment.NewLine, " ");
This is the only place the variable "s" is used in the entire function Smile
Shaun
merthsoft wrote:
So, I figured I'd revive this thread with this jewel:

Code:
string s = token;
token = s.Replace(Environment.NewLine, " ");
This is the only place the variable "s" is used in the entire function Smile
Teehee. Very nice; I presume that that is your own wonderful code? Smile
That's code I get to maintain Very Happy
Shaun
I don't know if this has been mentioned yet...

Code:
#define true false // Happy debugging, suckers!
Drew "Sir Cmpwn" DeVault
SirCmpwn wrote:
I don't know if this has been mentioned yet...

Code:
#define true false // Happy debugging, suckers!
Ah yes, that's an oldie but a goodie. Smile
Oh dear:
http://svn.codehaus.org/groovy/trunk/groovy/groovy-core/src/main/org/codehaus/groovy/runtime/ArrayUtil.java...
Shaun
Oh my.
But what if I want a 251-element array?
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File a bug report. Or make the last object an array?
Shaun
Should I say anything about arbitrarily large arrays Very Happy
That's just sad, really, really sad.
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My friend tried to make a Periodic Table kind of program in science class today and this is what he wrote:

TI Basic:

Code:
Input "ELEMENT:",Str1
If Str1="HYDROGEN"
Disp "ELEMENT PICKED:",Str1
.....


This continued for about 100 more elements of the periodic table. Sad [/code]
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